Cleveland Browns.

Todd Monken was hired as head coach, a decision widely greeted as the worst of the 2026 cycle and taken personally by Jim Schwartz, the popular defensive coordinator who resigned in protest the week after being passed over and who, being under contract, is not permitted to coach anywhere else, so he is sitting in a house somewhere being correct. Myles Garrett, who set the single-season sack record on a three-win team, responded to the Monken announcement by posting a photograph of a visibly exhausted Popeye's employee to his Instagram story. Deshaun Watson will occupy eighty-point-seven million dollars of cap space, the largest single-year hit in league history, in exchange for zero snaps; Jimmy Haslam has publicly called the trade a swing-and-miss. Kevin Stefanski, fired the day after the season ended, was hired by Atlanta eight days later.