Baltimore Ravens.

John Harbaugh was fired after eighteen seasons, a dismissal so unexpected that Kyle Hamilton learned of it from his fiancée while playing video games. Jesse Minter, forty-two, arrives as the youngest head coach in franchise history, a first-time head coach at any level whose résumé consists entirely of four years as Jim Harbaugh's defensive coordinator — the Ravens removed a Harbaugh and immediately imported the closest available Harbaugh-adjacent substitute. On March 9th, Baltimore agreed to trade for Maxx Crosby, flew him cross-country, drove him to the facility, looked at a knee MRI every other team had already seen, and backed out by Tuesday night. Trey Hendrickson signed for four years and one hundred twelve million dollars roughly thirteen hours later. Lamar Jackson, per Eric DeCosta, "ran out of time" on an extension — the phrase one uses about a group project that has been sitting open since September.